BADvertising.

Hello, my name is Jack and I'm here to show some of the finest gems of the decay of modern advertising. So sit back, crack open a brewski and enjoy what companies think will actually catch your eye!


Got a bad ad? Let's show the world! Any submissions or suggestions are welcomed and greatly appreciated. Just send a picture and/or link to my e-mail (see below), and your name as you'd like it to appear on the post.

E-mail: FAILadvertising@gmail.com
Telegraph: 1339182135
Work Phone: 1-900-EAT-FART


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Tue Feb 10
Wow! Yet another “Make A Living Online” suggestion for me! I’m beginning to think more and more that these companies hire monkeys as tipsters who sift through people’s profiles and send a report of their findings to their superiors (bigger primates, maybe? Apes? Gorillas?). Of course, I suspect that they tend to find things involving bananas, and they become comically excited, going absolutely animalistic in the shirts and ties that the companies provide them (you know they do), and then at the end of the day realize “OH SH*T, WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!”. So, they Google search “Money” and “Human”, and voila! There’s the Ad, ready to go! I guess people who work online are required to fight physically for their living, as Mike Tyson here readies his fists in a business suit in front of his stacks of Bills. Maybe he made all that money online and now needs to protect it, so he’ll FIGHT everyone away from it! Once again, the first thing that comes to mind with an online Job? CLEANING SOMEONE’S CLOCK IN A BUSINESS SUIT WITH PILES OF MONEY BEHIND ME! HI-YAH!

Wow! Yet another “Make A Living Online” suggestion for me!

I’m beginning to think more and more that these companies hire monkeys as tipsters who sift through people’s profiles and send a report of their findings to their superiors (bigger primates, maybe? Apes? Gorillas?). Of course, I suspect that they tend to find things involving bananas, and they become comically excited, going absolutely animalistic in the shirts and ties that the companies provide them (you know they do), and then at the end of the day realize “OH SH*T, WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!”. So, they Google search “Money” and “Human”, and voila! There’s the Ad, ready to go!

I guess people who work online are required to fight physically for their living, as Mike Tyson here readies his fists in a business suit in front of his stacks of Bills. Maybe he made all that money online and now needs to protect it, so he’ll FIGHT everyone away from it!

Once again, the first thing that comes to mind with an online Job? CLEANING SOMEONE’S CLOCK IN A BUSINESS SUIT WITH PILES OF MONEY BEHIND ME! HI-YAH!