BADvertising.

Hello, my name is Jack and I'm here to show some of the finest gems of the decay of modern advertising. So sit back, crack open a brewski and enjoy what companies think will actually catch your eye!


Got a bad ad? Let's show the world! Any submissions or suggestions are welcomed and greatly appreciated. Just send a picture and/or link to my e-mail (see below), and your name as you'd like it to appear on the post.

E-mail: FAILadvertising@gmail.com
Telegraph: 1339182135
Work Phone: 1-900-EAT-FART


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Mon Feb 9
Are you jobless like GI Joe here? Funny, last time I checked, the military was an occupation… Unless this guy is a crazy man who runs around with a stack of money and new-age Army fatigues or he’s a veteran who continues to wear his Army uniform… But I do have to hand it to them, the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of internet success is a US Army Soldier holding a fat stack of what kind of resembles US Currency and a blurry framed photo in the background. My understanding of this? Evidently when this guy signed up for the “simple tutorial”, he was enlisted and paid only in stacks of bills. Which is how the Army does it these days, just slap you a big ol’ wad of Benjamins while you’re out on the front lines.

Are you jobless like GI Joe here? Funny, last time I checked, the military was an occupation… Unless this guy is a crazy man who runs around with a stack of money and new-age Army fatigues or he’s a veteran who continues to wear his Army uniform…

But I do have to hand it to them, the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of internet success is a US Army Soldier holding a fat stack of what kind of resembles US Currency and a blurry framed photo in the background.

My understanding of this? Evidently when this guy signed up for the “simple tutorial”, he was enlisted and paid only in stacks of bills. Which is how the Army does it these days, just slap you a big ol’ wad of Benjamins while you’re out on the front lines.