BADvertising.

Hello, my name is Jack and I'm here to show some of the finest gems of the decay of modern advertising. So sit back, crack open a brewski and enjoy what companies think will actually catch your eye!


Got a bad ad? Let's show the world! Any submissions or suggestions are welcomed and greatly appreciated. Just send a picture and/or link to my e-mail (see below), and your name as you'd like it to appear on the post.

E-mail: FAILadvertising@gmail.com
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Mon Feb 9
HOLY CRAP! Basically what this ad is saying is that by working for google, you can make a whole 5 grand a month! (Yes, you read it right! Not just half, but a whole 5,000!). That’s like… $60,000 a year! Hot damn! With that money, you could easily afford a car like the Lamborghini (I think…) pictured! So let’s see, let’s say we want the 09 Lamborghini Murcielago. Sticker Price? Automotive.com says $354,000. Well, thank God! We’re only just under $300,000 short of the full price! If we don’t use any money whatsoever over the next 5 years, we’re gonna be cruising in our new Lambo like snacks on snacks (nod to mr.chicity3).

HOLY CRAP!


Basically what this ad is saying is that by working for google, you can make a whole 5 grand a month! (Yes, you read it right! Not just half, but a whole 5,000!). That’s like… $60,000 a year! Hot damn! With that money, you could easily afford a car like the Lamborghini (I think…) pictured! So let’s see, let’s say we want the 09 Lamborghini Murcielago. Sticker Price? Automotive.com says $354,000. Well, thank God! We’re only just under $300,000 short of the full price! If we don’t use any money whatsoever over the next 5 years, we’re gonna be cruising in our new Lambo like snacks on snacks (nod to mr.chicity3).