BADvertising.

Hello, my name is Jack and I'm here to show some of the finest gems of the decay of modern advertising. So sit back, crack open a brewski and enjoy what companies think will actually catch your eye!


Got a bad ad? Let's show the world! Any submissions or suggestions are welcomed and greatly appreciated. Just send a picture and/or link to my e-mail (see below), and your name as you'd like it to appear on the post.

E-mail: FAILadvertising@gmail.com
Telegraph: 1339182135
Work Phone: 1-900-EAT-FART


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Thu May 19
I dunno, i’ve felt quite a few silkworm anuses in my day… Contrary to popular scientific belief, atoms are comprised not only of Electrons, Protons, and Neutrons, but also FLOATRONS and now SOFTRONS. Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons (also available in Brownie form) offer positive, negative, and neutral charges, and FLOATRONS offer GIF charges. SOFTRONS, on the other hand, offer nothing but criminal charges. Hope you don’t mind enjoying your worm-anus blanket in a JAIL CELL. I want to know what my friend Cody could be doing that would bring up an ad for “Vagisoft” blankets…

I dunno, i’ve felt quite a few silkworm anuses in my day…

Contrary to popular scientific belief, atoms are comprised not only of Electrons, Protons, and Neutrons, but also FLOATRONS and now SOFTRONS. Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons (also available in Brownie form) offer positive, negative, and neutral charges, and FLOATRONS offer GIF charges. SOFTRONS, on the other hand, offer nothing but criminal charges. Hope you don’t mind enjoying your worm-anus blanket in a JAIL CELL.


I want to know what my friend Cody could be doing that would bring up an ad for “Vagisoft” blankets…

(Source: m2afut)